ITS HALLOWEEN!!!!!!!!1111111!!!!11!!!!!1!O NE

And halloween is the perfect time for megalomaniacs, trying to take over the world to take action! Im creating an army of zombies as we speak.
HAPPY TRICK OR TREATING EVERBODY!!!
(even though I wont be this year (and halloween isnt for about, 18 days now (which actually isnt that long come to think of it...)))
MUHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA AAAHH!!!! *cough cough*

sorry about this, long time since last haloween.

I found this really funny picture of a monkey on the internet. WORSHIP ITS AWSOMENESS!!!!
=D

last weekend I went camping with my dad. it was fun! while it lasted...

we had afish and chips. I had a chicken and mushroom pukka pie. so did my dads girlfriend donna. that night I felt sick. donna was feeling a bit sick too but not as much as me. when I went to bed I puked up 3 maybe 4 times.
donna was fine. so it has nothing to do with what I ate.
the next morning there was a serious pain in my side, along with the sickness. I puked up. AFTER MY FLIPPIN VISIT TO THE BATHROOM WHICH ITS WHOLE PURPOSE WAS TO BE SICK IN A BOWL INSTEAD OF RIGHT IN FRONT OF OTHER CAMPERS.
I explained to dad that the pain in my side was really serious. he poked me. "GAAAAAGGH!!!" I said. donna said that it might appendicitis.

She was bloody well fricking right.

when I was at A&E I just closed my eyes.... hoping this was a horrible dream. as we all know it wasnt. I dont just put my weird dreams on this blog. otherwise it would be jam packed full of posts.

Dad phoned mum. mum had a go at dad. dad looked scared. mum came. dad left.
in the ward there was nothing to do, and there was a poor little baby there, left all alone, to watch cbeebies and play with her little mobile. made me feel like crying to think the parents would just leave her here.

mum was faithful to me. she slept in a visitors bed most of the nights next to me.

well, here I am now, almost jumping around when to think all that happened this time last week...

I no longer have an appendix.

:)

gruggh.... friday the 13th. WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!!

first of all I forgot to get a note from mum to have permission to leave school to get some medication. then I lost my lucky stress ball. then I got a detention. (almost got 2!) then it rained when I was doing P.E.

apparently Im not the only one having a bad day though! my freind got 3 incident report cards by one teacher.

WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THIS GOD???

I edited an image of invader zim on paint! here it is...

woops bad quality... maybe I sholdnt have saved it as a gif...

EVERYONE IN THE FLASH PORTAL HAS BEARDS!!!! WHY??? and Ive asked in the forum, no-one responded.

I get another week off school because mum is in hospital having a child and my dads house is miles away from the school I go to! woot!

I made my first EVARR submission to youtube! check it out on my youtube acct -

http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=vo ter96

its a madness tribute.

UUUUMmmmm... yeah. have a look at it. here it is if you cant avert your eye upwards.

it WAS a cruddy drawing of a south park. now it is tottally awsome!!!

I have had yet ANOTHER idea...

seeing as I can hardly do shit for newgrounds (I havent got flash) I might as well do SOMETHING... I will be making scripts for flashes. or... something. whatever. just speak to me if you are interested in putting together a flash with my script base =)

here is a joke I might put in the flashes:

man 1: man that was some awsome violent flash we watched!
man 2: sure was! really gets your adrenaline high!
(man 3 walks in)
man 3: did somebody say... ADRENALIINNEE?????
(man 3 puts on a tricky the clown mask and holds up some madness dolls. his head begins to dangerously vibrate)
man 1: go away.

THIS IDEA IS PROBABLY THE SINGLE MOST STUPID I HAVE EVER HAD!!!! but I felt like posting it anyway.