GoKritz's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[ultimate flash sonic]

OMFG!!!

omfg I remember this game... it was the most popular game in my middle school. every day at lunchtimes kids would fight over who gets to play it next... ahhhh those were the days. violence over a video game. I once almost got the website we used for it (Im not going to give out any names) blocked because I found out and watched during school the paris hilton sex tape on it... eventually though the teacher gave in because all the kids mobbed the teachers to not block it.

this game KICKS ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[clock shootout]

WTF???

how the hell do you holster it???

[Riddle School 3]

to the guy below me

when you beat the game you get a little cutscene of phil driving off in a bmw. when you beat the game a second time, the screen starts to fuzz and you get POSSESSED BY THE EVIL MONKEY DOLL!!!

[Sling Ice Junior]

yeah its good

I would give you 10-10 but there arent many 4 year olds on the NG website.

[Zombie Survival Quiz]

thats useful info

I passed with an A. go me. I can survive an outbreak.

[Feed Lindsay!]

hahhhahahahaha

I wonder what lindsay lohan would say if she found out there was a NG game about her... bet she would cry. she'd cry if you tapped her on the shoulder.

[Torture Bill Gates]

hah

I waited long years for that! by the way... who the hell is bill gates?

[Emogotchi v2.0]

yyyaaaaaaaay!!!

I made the emo so happy he realised how pathetic he was! hooray!!! *sniff* they grow up so fast! :')

[SHIFT 2]

yay!

I played shift 1 and completed it. it was easy. fun. addictive. I played shift 2. fainted at the fact YOU CAN BUILD YOUR OWN LEVELS!!!!!!!!

[Noob2]

good

addictive and hard, yet hand/eye co-ordination training and FUN! 8/10 and 5/5